Listen To Your Mother... | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 May 2015; Hits: 1715

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

#jokes Why do men like women with small hands? It makes their dicks look bigger.

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