Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares!

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!