Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.