Listen To Your Mother...

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Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

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You Don't Stand A Chance

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...

The Clock Is Ticking

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

A Simple Request

Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...