A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
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#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.