Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
