Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"
I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"
And that's when the fight started...
Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."
Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."
