Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was grandpa.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
