Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"
The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
