Big Ben | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 December 2015; Hits: 1573

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

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Woman Pleads Guilty To Charges She Attempted To Cut Off Husband's Penis

#WTF?! Shades of Lorena Bobbitt! Trying to slice his salami was truly the most unkindest cut of all. A woman pleaded guilty to assault with a deadly weapon and assault with great bodily injury after her husband said she attempted to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors.

After Begging on All Fours Like a Dog, Man Arrested for Looking Up Skirts

#WTF?! Pretending to beg on all fours like a dog and then looking up the skirts of women walking by is the bizarre behavior that Nashville police report got a man arrested. This all took place outside a bar, so let's add drunk to the story and now it all makes sense.

NYPD hunting for man who stuffed bag of feces down woman’s pants

#WTF?! A man seen stuffing a bag of feces down a woman's pants is not your everyday occurrence. So the New York City Police Department is appealing to the public for help after this bizarre and disturbing assault was caught on camera.