Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!