Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
A priest is walking down the street and passes by a prostitute who yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"
He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What's a handjob?"
She replies, "20 bucks... same as in town."
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
