Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
