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20/20 Is More Than Plenty

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 10 June 2016; Hits: 2926

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Never Too Old

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 June 2016; Hits: 3132

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.

Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.

Easy Question

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 June 2016; Hits: 3151

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

Things Are Tough All Over

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 June 2016; Hits: 2995

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

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You're Never Too Old

Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Like Father, Like Son

If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”

Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.

Quick Thinking

Little Johnny's dad was sitting on the edge of the bed rolling on a condom about to give some to the old lady. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking around at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he tells the kid.

Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"