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20/20 Is More Than Plenty

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 10 June 2016; Hits: 2623

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Never Too Old

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 June 2016; Hits: 2816

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.

Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.

Easy Question

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 June 2016; Hits: 2872

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

Things Are Tough All Over

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 June 2016; Hits: 2717

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

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What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

From Down Under

A 40-year old woman never married because she only wanted a man who had never been with a woman sexually. And as you might imagine she searched for years but never could find one. So she finally tried one of those International dating sites and sure enough met a man who had lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. After a long-distance online courtship, they finally decided to marry.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself for the long awaited moment. When she walks back into the bedroom she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, totally naked, and he has all the furniture piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks.

"I’ve never been with a woman," he tells her. "But if it’s anything like fucking a kangaroo I’m gonna need all the room I can get!"

Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.