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20/20 Is More Than Plenty

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 10 June 2016; Hits: 3014

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Never Too Old

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 June 2016; Hits: 3243

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.

Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.

Easy Question

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 June 2016; Hits: 3234

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

Things Are Tough All Over

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 June 2016; Hits: 3091

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

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Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

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