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A Snap Diagnosis

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 30 June 2016
Hits: 2767

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

You Pay Extra For That

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 June 2016
Hits: 3457

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Plain To See

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 June 2016
Hits: 2794

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

The Most Important Meal Of The Day

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 27 June 2016
Hits: 2664

My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"

Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."

And that's when the fight started...

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The Widower's Dilemma

A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."

"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"

Paralysis Comes Easy

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

Makes You Want To Take An Uber

What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

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