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A Snap Diagnosis

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 June 2016; Hits: 2826

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

You Pay Extra For That

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 June 2016; Hits: 3513

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Plain To See

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 June 2016; Hits: 2842

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

The Most Important Meal Of The Day

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 27 June 2016; Hits: 2715

My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"

Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."

And that's when the fight started...

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Nutrition Is So Important

A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.

He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

Over And Done

An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."

Advice For Prepared Citizens

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.