Every Frickin' Joke
Don't Ask
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
Where Else?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Two old folks were flirting at a senior's singles mingle. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a romantic night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replied shyly, "Depends... ."
"Depends on what?" he asked. "On my ass -- where else?!"
One of Life's Lessons
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
New Yorkers Are So Friendly
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
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