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Going Around Town

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 July 2016
Hits: 2608

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

English Class Assignment

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 July 2016
Hits: 2993

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 July 2016
Hits: 2893

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.

Right Idea Wrong Place

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 July 2016
Hits: 2755

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

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Advice For Prepared Citizens

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.

It's A Small World Afterall

Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we play through?"

The second guy gets about halfway there and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?" His buddy says, "One of them is my wife, and the other one is my mistress." The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over."

He gets about halfway there and comes back. The second guy says, "What's wrong?"

The first guy says, "Small world."

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

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