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Going Around Town

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 July 2016; Hits: 2325

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

English Class Assignment

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 11 July 2016; Hits: 2660

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 10 July 2016; Hits: 2592

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.

Right Idea Wrong Place

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 July 2016; Hits: 2494

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

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What Are Fences For?

My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

"Why such a big hole?" she asked.

"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Not His Type

An Italian guy Luigi goes up to his neighbor Tony and says, "Hey, Tony... lemme ax you a question. You like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?" Tony says, "No."

Luigi says, "Hokay. Now, lemme ax you another question. You like-a woman with-a big-a huge-a ass like a dump truck?" Tony says, "Hell, no."

Luigi then says, "Now lemme ax you one more question. You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a mustache and she's-a all the time smell like-a garlic?"

Tony says, "What-a you, crazy?"

Luigi says, "Then why you fuck-a my wife?"