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Going Around Town

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 July 2016
Hits: 2558

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

English Class Assignment

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 July 2016
Hits: 2917

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 July 2016
Hits: 2832

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.

Right Idea Wrong Place

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 July 2016
Hits: 2711

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

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My Kind Of Vacation

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!

One For Just About Everything

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

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