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Going Around Town

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 July 2016
Hits: 2692

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

English Class Assignment

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 July 2016
Hits: 3128

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 July 2016
Hits: 2993

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.

Right Idea Wrong Place

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 July 2016
Hits: 2852

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

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I Like Big Butts...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

"Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This!"

A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over." She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts." She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too." She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?" She says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

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