Every Frickin' Joke
What Are Fences For?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."
"Why such a big hole?" she asked.
"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."
Hold On There
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
No, Not That!
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
That Discussion With Your Kid
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"
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