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What Are Fences For?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 16 July 2016
Hits: 3065

My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

"Why such a big hole?" she asked.

"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."

Hold On There

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 July 2016
Hits: 3079

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

No, Not That!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 July 2016
Hits: 3189

What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

A seat belt.

That Discussion With Your Kid

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 July 2016
Hits: 2915

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"

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The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

Late But On Time

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

And that's when the fight started...

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