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What Are Fences For?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 16 July 2016
Hits: 3027

My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

"Why such a big hole?" she asked.

"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."

Hold On There

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 July 2016
Hits: 3032

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

No, Not That!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 July 2016
Hits: 3151

What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

A seat belt.

That Discussion With Your Kid

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 July 2016
Hits: 2878

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"

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That Little Prick

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "Are those all for me?"

"Just take two," his mom replied. "The rest are for your father."

Going Big? Go Home!

My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"

I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"

And that's when the fight started...

Take A Good Look

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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