Every Frickin' Joke
A Simple Plan
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
The Widower's Dilemma
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
The Birds and the Bees
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
Sometimes There's No Right Answer
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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A husband asks his wife: "If I died, would you marry again?" The wife replies lovingly: "Oh darling, of course I wouldn’t. I’d go and live with my sister. And if I died, would you remarry?"
The husband looks at her and says: "No, I think I’d go and live with your sister too."
And that's when the fight started..,
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