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Biology or Cooking Class

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2016
Hits: 2448

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A Lot On The Side

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 July 2016
Hits: 2400

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

What's The Scoop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 July 2016
Hits: 2422

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Change is Necessary

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 July 2016
Hits: 2499

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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You're Never Too Old

Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

 

That's Her Opinion

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Finally Met My Dream Girl

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

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