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Biology or Cooking Class

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2016
Hits: 2698

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A Lot On The Side

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 July 2016
Hits: 2608

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

What's The Scoop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 July 2016
Hits: 2633

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Change is Necessary

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 July 2016
Hits: 2735

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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Never Drink And Drive

A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

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