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Biology or Cooking Class

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2016
Hits: 2908

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A Lot On The Side

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 July 2016
Hits: 2848

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

What's The Scoop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 July 2016
Hits: 2853

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Change is Necessary

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 July 2016
Hits: 2971

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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Maybe He'll Propose?

I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Hope she finds someone nice.

Up And Down

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother, too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex, makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.”

The little girl looks at mom and says, “Well, mommy you're really wasting your time.” The mother is confused so she asks, “Why do you say that sweetheart?”

The little girl answers, “Because mommy, when you leave for work in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”

Don't Do That Again

Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

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