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Biology or Cooking Class

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2016
Hits: 2961

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A Lot On The Side

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 July 2016
Hits: 2918

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

What's The Scoop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 July 2016
Hits: 2905

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Change is Necessary

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 July 2016
Hits: 3040

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"

The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"

Why Santa Doesn't Have Children

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Just Beat It

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

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