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Biology or Cooking Class

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2016
Hits: 2961

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A Lot On The Side

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 July 2016
Hits: 2918

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

What's The Scoop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 July 2016
Hits: 2906

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Change is Necessary

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 July 2016
Hits: 3040

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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Pinocchio's Complaint

Pinnochio tells his Dad that whenever he has sex with a girl, she complains about the splinters. His father gives him a piece of sand paper and tells him to rub his dick with it before sex and it should solve the problem.

A few days later, his father asks: "How are things going with the girls?" Pinocchio tells him: "Girls... who needs girls?"

Cannibal Culinary Habits

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Love Those Easter Eggs

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

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