What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.
I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."
And that's when the fight started.
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
