What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...
sex.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
