What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...
