What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.