Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
