Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
