Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
