Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.
The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
