Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
