What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.
He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?
Focused.
