What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.
Hope she finds someone nice.
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
