What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
