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That's Her Opinion

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 May 2017
Hits: 2821

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Sound Advice For Nature Lovers

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 May 2017
Hits: 2456

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 May 2017
Hits: 2580

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

Chip Off The Old Block

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 May 2017
Hits: 2659

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

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Who Was Your Kid Named After

We named our daughter after my wife's mother.

Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.

Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

Out For A Drive

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

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