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That's Her Opinion

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Sound Advice For Nature Lovers

Category: Dick Jokes
Hits: 1974

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Category: Just Plain Funny
Hits: 2057

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

Chip Off The Old Block

Category: Dick Jokes
Hits: 2205

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

Time For The Wife To Get A New Job

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Take A Little Off The Top

A priest goes to get his hair cut. When the barber's done, the priest goes to pay him, but the barber says, "No thanks, my friend. I couldn't take money from a man of the cloth." The next day the barber shows up for work and there's a dozen boxes of chocolates waiting for him with a thank you note from the priest.

That afternoon a rabbi comes in and the barber cuts his hair. When he gets done the rabbi goes to pay him, but the barber says, "No thanks, my friend, I couldn't take money from a man of the cloth."

The next day when he shows up for work, there's a dozen rabbis waiting for him.