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That's Her Opinion

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 May 2017
Hits: 2887

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Sound Advice For Nature Lovers

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 May 2017
Hits: 2504

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 May 2017
Hits: 2651

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

Chip Off The Old Block

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 May 2017
Hits: 2704

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

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How You Grow The Franchise

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

Simple Test

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

A Matter of Timing

I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."

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