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Another Perspective On Marriage

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I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...

One For Just About Everything

Category: Just Plain Funny
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If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

I Wanna Register To Attend

Category: Dick Jokes
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Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

Safety First

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When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

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Thanksgiving Day Football

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

Not Necessarily From The Bronx

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!