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Another Perspective On Marriage

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 20 May 2017
Hits: 1696

I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...

One For Just About Everything

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 May 2017
Hits: 2018

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

I Wanna Register To Attend

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 May 2017
Hits: 2506

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

Safety First

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 May 2017
Hits: 2275

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

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