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Another Perspective On Marriage

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 20 May 2017; Hits: 2481

I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...

One For Just About Everything

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 May 2017; Hits: 2541

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

I Wanna Register To Attend

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 18 May 2017; Hits: 2779

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

Safety First

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 May 2017; Hits: 2908

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

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Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

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Johnson's wife had been in a coma for four months. The nurses came to realise that she would move a little every time they washed her crotch area. Her doctor thought hard about this and asked Johnson to come to the hospital.

When he got there the doctor suggested perhaps if Johnson practiced oral sex with her she might wake out of the coma. Johnson said he would try anything and asked for some privacy.

Minutes later he came rushing out of the room shouting, "Doc, help, I think she's choking!"

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