Every Frickin' Joke
Another Perspective On Marriage
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
One For Just About Everything
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
I Wanna Register To Attend
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
Safety First
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
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