Sound Advice For Nature Lovers | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 May 2017; Hits: 1327

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.