What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"
She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
