What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
