What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
