What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"
His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"
My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."
She said: "You miss them all."
And that's when the fight started...
