What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
And that's when the fight started...
