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One Or The Other For Sure

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 June 2017
Hits: 2452

If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

Can You Hear What I'm Seeing?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 12 June 2017
Hits: 2724

My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"

I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."

And that's when the fight started...

That Big? Really?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 June 2017
Hits: 2381

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

No Place Like Home

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 June 2017
Hits: 2655

A trucker who was on the road for two weeks stops at a whore house in Atlanta. He plops down $500 bucks and tells the madame: "I want your ugliest girl and a grilled cheese sandwich."

The madamce is astonished and says: "For that kind of money you can have any of my finest ladies and a 5-course dinner."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin'... I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"

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Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.

Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.

Let's Just Pretend

A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"

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Blonde Snowman

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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