Every Frickin' Joke
One Or The Other For Sure
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Can You Hear What I'm Seeing?
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"
I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."
And that's when the fight started...
That Big? Really?
- Category: Dick Jokes
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My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
No Place Like Home
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A trucker who was on the road for two weeks stops at a whore house in Atlanta. He plops down $500 bucks and tells the madame: "I want your ugliest girl and a grilled cheese sandwich."
The madamce is astonished and says: "For that kind of money you can have any of my finest ladies and a 5-course dinner."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin'... I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"
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