Every Frickin' Joke
Religious Instruction
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"
Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."
Normal Reaction
- Category: Dick Jokes
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I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?
Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"
See What I Mean?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
More Than Just Manners
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"
She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."
And that's when the fight started...
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