I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
D*ck Joke Of The Day
High art... from a low place
A laugh a day.
It's not hard.
Seriously.
Main Menu
Our Johnson Tweets!
WTF?! Let me see that again!
Woman arrested for calling 911 about bad Chinese food
WTF?! A woman was arrested for calling 911 to report bad Chinese food. C'mon. Is there any other kind? A 44-year-old Ohio woman was brought to jail after calling 911 to report Chinese food that was "not up to par for her liking," according to police.
Read more ...