Something Magical

I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"

So I fucked her and disappeared.

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.