You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...
