You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
