Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
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What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
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A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid. When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.
He immediately picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."
The girl gets up to leave and starts to get dressed when the rabbi stops her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."
