Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Out To Lunch