Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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A guy goes in to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
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Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
