Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was grandpa.

What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

Out To Lunch