Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

Out To Lunch