Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?

She just kinda lays there.

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

Out To Lunch