Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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Sex is like a bank account.

First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Out To Lunch