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Out To Lunch

Created: 13 October 2014
Hits: 3102

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

Asked About A Nun

Created: 10 October 2014
Hits: 2859

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A Guy At The Bar

Created: 07 October 2014
Hits: 3276

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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Some Things You Can't Change

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Not Enough Room

A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."

He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"

Bad Habits Are Hard To Break

Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

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