Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?

Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Out To Lunch