Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!