Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.
The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "
"Getting my date drunk."
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Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
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Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?
Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.