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So What Does It Mean?

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What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

How To Tell The DIfference

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What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

A Man's Man

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What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

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Start Slow

Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"

The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"

There's No Substitute

I hate it when a girl tries to offer me a lame consolation prize. 'Cause girls will say things like: "Oh, we're not going to have sex, but I'll give you a hand job."

Hey! Newsflash: I have hands... they have the job... the position is filled... I don't need to outsource the work... alright? If you got a pussy for the job, we can talk -- 'cause I am always hiring.

Trade It In

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.