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So What Does It Mean?

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What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

How To Tell The DIfference

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What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

A Man's Man

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What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

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Out The Door

Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."

"I know the feeling." his partner says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

Down Boy

A guy visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Doc, I need help, I think I'm turning into a dog. Every morning when I wake up I scratch behind my ear, like I'm looking for fleas. Then in the afternoon I run around in circles, like I'm chasing my tail. By the evening I lay down and lick my balls, just because I can. Doc, this has got to stop."

The doctor looks at him and asks: "Do you want to stop now?" The guy says: "Yes, yes"

So the doctor rolls up a magazine, swats the guy on the ass and yells: "Get off the couch!"