What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."
The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
