What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
