What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was grandpa.
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
