What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
And that's when the fight started...
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
