What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.
"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
