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Another Blonde Joke

Created: 03 March 2015
Hits: 3353

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Bigger Than You Think

Created: 02 March 2015
Hits: 2740

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

What Rhymes With Hibernation?

Created: 20 February 2015
Hits: 3025

It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.

His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"

He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"

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Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

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The Parade Route Is Safe

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

The Father, The Son, And ? ....

Little Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.
Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearin' your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards!"

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