Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
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It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"
He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"