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A Night On The Town

Created: 13 March 2015
Hits: 3428

After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.  

That's when I realized I made it home safely.

It's A Boy -- And What A Boy!

Created: 12 March 2015
Hits: 3183

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

Typical Priest

Created: 11 March 2015
Hits: 3258

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."

"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

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Just A Little Peak

Mr. & Mrs. Johnson are at the bank when an armed robber bursts in. Realizing he forgot his mask, the robber makes everyone lie face down and warns them not to look at him or he'll shoot.

Sure enough one stupid customer sneaks a look, and BAM! the robber shoots him on the spot. The robber then asks if anyone else had seen his face.

Johnson, continuing to gaze intently at the floor, shouts out "I think my wife got a glimpse."

And that's when the fight started...

Name Game

What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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