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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

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Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

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