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Size Does Matter

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

A Little Something On The Side

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Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

She Doesn't Give A F*ck!

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What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

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Advice For Pet Owners

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

It's Party Time

A man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his dick. A woman asks, "So what are you?" He tells her, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar" she replies.

"Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can!"

Real Facts Of Life

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."