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Size Does Matter

Created: 08 June 2015
Hits: 3040

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

A Little Something On The Side

Created: 05 June 2015
Hits: 2791

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

She Doesn't Give A F*ck!

Created: 03 June 2015
Hits: 2366

What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

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What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

Baby Polar Bear

A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"

His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."

Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"

"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."

Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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