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Size Does Matter

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

A Little Something On The Side

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Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

She Doesn't Give A F*ck!

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What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

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A True Wonderment!

I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.

Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."

And that's when the fight started...

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

Trade It In

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.