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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

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Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.

Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Size Does Matter