Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
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Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.