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It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza

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How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

No Greater Feeling

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Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

It's Gonna Be A Good Year

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.

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Beautiful Women

A man approaches a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asks, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?” the woman asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

You Know You've Done It

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

It's Obvious When You Think About It

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.