Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey, little girl, want a lollipop?"
The girls says "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. But if you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your dick."
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Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
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A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."
He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."
She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."