Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
