Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."
I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"
And that's when the fight started...
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
