Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."
When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"
And that's when the fight started...
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
