In Need of Repair

Why are women like a storm door?

The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.

And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.

What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."