How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
