How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."
He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."
