How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"
She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"
And that's when the fight started...
