Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

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Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Even After You're Dead...