Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

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I turned my whole life around.

I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.

I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Until the librarian kicked me out.

Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."

"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him

"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."

Even After You're Dead...