Dick Jokes

Created: 06 July 2016

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Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.

The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.

Created: 04 July 2016

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What did the dick say to the balls?

You guys hang around here while I go inside.

Created: 02 July 2016

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Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.

"Won't that knock my teeth out?"