Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

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What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

Biology or Cooking Class