Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

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I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...

My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

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