Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

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After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Biology or Cooking Class