Dick Jokes

Created: 03 August 2016

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Pinnochio tells his Dad that whenever he has sex with a girl, she complains about the splinters. His father gives him a piece of sand paper and tells him to rub his dick with it before sex and it should solve the problem.

A few days later, his father asks: "How are things going with the girls?" Pinocchio tells him: "Girls... who needs girls?"

Created: 01 August 2016

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My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.

Created: 30 July 2016

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I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Until the librarian kicked me out.