What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
