What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
