What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
