What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.
When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.
And that's when the fight started...
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
