What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
