What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."
