Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Season."
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!