Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?