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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Anniversary Hint

Created: 16 October 2014
Hits: 3716

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

Nude In Front Of The Mirror

Created: 12 October 2014
Hits: 3200

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's On TV?

Created: 08 October 2014
Hits: 2522

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

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