This One's About Tools

What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.