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What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.

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A married couple goes to the same Italian restaurant every Sunday for 30 years. And every time they show up the owner says, "Hey! Its-a you two guys. You my favorite-a couple. You made-a for each other. You last-a so long. You meant-a to be!"

Then one Sunday the guy walks in alone. The owner says, "Whats-a happened?" The guy tells him, "We got a divorce."

The Italian guy says, "Oh, you much-a better off-a now."

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What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!