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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Wife Tests Husband's Love

Created: 21 November 2014
Hits: 2634

My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

And that's when the fight started...

Home Cookin'

Created: 15 November 2014
Hits: 1919

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

Where Shall We Go?

Created: 11 November 2014
Hits: 2811

My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

And that's when the fight started...

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