And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

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I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...

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One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

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