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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Should Have Written A Pre-Nup

Created: 30 December 2014
Hits: 3090

Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"

Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."

Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

And that's when the fight started...

She Interrupted The Game

Created: 15 December 2014
Hits: 2627

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

My Wife Was Feeling Sick

Created: 09 December 2014
Hits: 2982

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

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