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I'm just sayin... that's all.

A Night Out On The Town

Created: 28 January 2015
Hits: 2583

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

...so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started...

A Woman's Place

Created: 26 January 2015
Hits: 2473

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

Password Must Be At Least 8 Characters Long

Created: 23 January 2015
Hits: 2443

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

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After checking in to a hotel, a man is gets into the elevator and accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 624."

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