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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

A Night Out On The Town

Created: 28 January 2015
Hits: 2987

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

...so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started...

A Woman's Place

Created: 26 January 2015
Hits: 2894

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

Password Must Be At Least 8 Characters Long

Created: 23 January 2015
Hits: 2827

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...

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