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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Nude In Front Of The Mirror

Created: 12 October 2014
Hits: 3517

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's On TV?

Created: 08 October 2014
Hits: 2794

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

Mother-In-Law's Gift

Created: 04 October 2014
Hits: 2890

Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

This year I didn't buy her anything..

When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"

And that's when the fight started...

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