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The Diagnosis

Created: 17 October 2014
Hits: 3576

An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.

"Well..." the doctor begins,  "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."

The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."

A Musician

Created: 14 October 2014
Hits: 4536

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Flag At Half Staff

Created: 11 October 2014
Hits: 3061

What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

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