Just Plain Funny

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How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?

Her feet.