Just Plain Funny

Created: 17 October 2014

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An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.

"Well..." the doctor begins,  "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."

The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."

Created: 14 October 2014

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What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

Created: 11 October 2014

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What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.