Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.

In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.

Just sayin'...

My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

"Why such a big hole?" she asked.

"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."