I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."
So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."
And that's when the fight started...
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
