I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
