What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
