What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
