What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
