What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
