What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
