What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?
Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
