What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
