A trucker who was on the road for two weeks stops at a whore house in Atlanta. He plops down $500 bucks and tells the madame: "I want your ugliest girl and a grilled cheese sandwich."
The madamce is astonished and says: "For that kind of money you can have any of my finest ladies and a 5-course dinner."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin'... I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
