What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"
She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"
And that's when the fight started...
