What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"
I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"
And that's when the fight started...
