What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
