What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
