What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
